John Doe

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  Well..

  by FreudianSlip in

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  ..you can always count on people to let you down.

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  Once you pick a girl up, you've got to let her down at some point, especially if she's got a hefty arse.
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  What's your personality type? Myers-Briggs test

  by frankiespeakin in

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  take this 72 yes/no question test to find out.. http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp.

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  I'm a FUSP.
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  A starlit night

  by John Doe in

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  immersed in fireflies and enchanting lakeside glows, is worth a monstrous toil through grayed out city lights and cigarette butts scattered round listless strangers scurrying to and fro.

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  In a fitful dream of shimmering imgages and bare toothed succubuses, he reached through and grabbed onto the only consciousness he had left, and waited through the hours of darkness before morning.
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  Just write something completely goofy!

  by awildflower in

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  so this is inspired by my favorite poet edgar allen john doe!

  sometimes we just need to say something completely goofy to relieve tension and have fun.

  the pineapple king, with a feather in his hat and a spring in his step, finally helped the chicken cross the road!.

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  Once the stars quit spinning and the birds quit chirping, he reflected on the thought that french kissing a hot light socket was probably not the best idea he'd ever had.
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  A starlit night

  by John Doe in

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  immersed in fireflies and enchanting lakeside glows, is worth a monstrous toil through grayed out city lights and cigarette butts scattered round listless strangers scurrying to and fro.

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  Only the ones playing in my head crapola.
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  I didn't ask

  by John Doe in

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  for your opinion..

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  Who asked you?
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  I didn't ask

  by John Doe in

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  for your opinion..

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  for your opinion.
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  A starlit night

  by John Doe in

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  immersed in fireflies and enchanting lakeside glows, is worth a monstrous toil through grayed out city lights and cigarette butts scattered round listless strangers scurrying to and fro.

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  There's a time to bark and there's a time to draw your piece and there's a time to hide in the outhouse. Make your choice mister.
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  Women! Sheesh!

  by John Doe in

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  i've got a pregant coworker.

  needless to say, she's a woman.

  evidently, asking "are you still pregnant" is not an appropriate way to broach the subject.

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  She was still laughing about it and making fun of me today to the other coworkers!
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  Women! Sheesh!

  by John Doe in

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  i've got a pregant coworker.

  needless to say, she's a woman.

  evidently, asking "are you still pregnant" is not an appropriate way to broach the subject.

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  John Doe

  No, you didn't understand me correcty.